Instructor – 3rd March 2020
Last night, I had a sex dream about my gym instructor. He is really goddamn gorgeous and totally distracting and now I feel semi-awkward and… Read More »Instructor – 3rd March 2020
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Ovaries – 1st October 2019
I, alongside what is seemingly one in 5 women, have PCOS. My bastard little ovaries are ganging up on me. It’s somewhat a pain… Read More »Ovaries – 1st October 2019
Sexting – 24th September 2019
It’s Tuesday and it’s raining and my whole body aches from the gym and I think I’m getting ill and ALL I want to do… Read More »Sexting – 24th September 2019
National Orgasm Day: Closing the Orgasm Gap
A coincidence that National Orgasm Day this year falls on a Wednesday, AKA Hump Day?! I think not. How refreshing to see that… Read More »National Orgasm Day: Closing the Orgasm Gap
Tuesday 2nd July 2019
Beautiful angels, I am full of love and light and post-shag happiness this rather sunny Tuesday. I had the most glorious relaxing weekend with my… Read More »Tuesday 2nd July 2019
To Men, From Women; The Truth About Periods.
Dear most men I’ve ever encountered/ straight boys on the internet, Fact of the day – once a month, every month, women bleed. Sometimes… Read More »To Men, From Women; The Truth About Periods.
Irish Women's "This Is Not Consent" Tweets Protest The Shocking Way This Rape Trial Was Decided
Victim-blaming is not an uncommon sight in rape trials, and following a particularly explicit incident in a trial in County Cork, Ireland last week,… Read More »Irish Women's "This Is Not Consent" Tweets Protest The Shocking Way This Rape Trial Was Decided
Ménage à Moi
Masturbation has almost become habitual for me. Horny? Dildo. Bad day? Vibrator. 4pm? Magic wand. Seriously, I can’t get enough of self pleasure. … Read More »Ménage à Moi
Sex and the Self Conscious Woman; Volume Two
Me, to my boyfriend, most nights of our lives. Three years ago, I wrote Sex and the Self Conscious Woman. At the time, it… Read More »Sex and the Self Conscious Woman; Volume Two
Pre-Performance Penetration; The Myth of Athlete Abstention
When the first half starts but you forgot to tell him you love him If I’m not in the pub on a Friday night,… Read More »Pre-Performance Penetration; The Myth of Athlete Abstention